Two and a Half Men

S1 E42003

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Episode Synopsis

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

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