One Morning, My Hair was in Poor Condition, and my Life Began

I'm going to be a dummy head mic.

Episode 1

I'm going to be a bike seat.

Episode 2

I'm going to be a crispy chicken.

Episode 3

I'm going to be a pillow.

Episode 4

I'm going to be a pacifier.

Episode 5

I'm going to be a tape measure.

Episode 6

I'm going to be a multidimensional space-time anomaly.